Remember me

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via definitely-thor)

lolsofunny:

when i get sad i like to reenact the scene from high school musical where troy is singing on the golf course

(Source: muggleland, via definitely-thor)

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

(via turbota2tiic)

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

(via h-u-m-o-u-r)